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The Intercept (Main Base)

The Adam Hotel

The absolute center of the DeBest universe. Features direct access to the Gravity Arch, automated heated boot vaults, and strict-jurisdiction room service. Unparalleled luxury for the Sovereign guest.

The Intercept (Main Base)

Slope Condominiums

Active Alpine Living. Our signature slanted floors ensure your calves remain constantly engaged, preparing you for the fall line. Select between our 15-degree and aggressive 20-degree pitches.

West DeBest Base

The Apex Resort & Spa

Mid-tier accommodations for guests who still cling to decentralized cash assets. Basic amenities, volatile daily room rates, and immediate access to the Retail Investor beginner trails.

The Flatland

DeBest Value Inn

Budget accommodations located in the designated containment zone of The Flatland. Features proximity to the Red Bus of Doom stop and highway noise. Tolls apply to exit the parking lot.

Blue Chip Estates HOA Portal

$500 / Month

Attention Blue Chip Estate Owners: Submit your mandatory monthly Homeowners Association assessment. Failure to process payment will result in immediate ADBC Auditor dispatch and foreclosure flyer eviction.

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The Adam Hotel

Select your suite.

The Gravity Suite

$1,850 / Night

Features a private 150-mph vacuum elevator providing direct access to the I.S.O. Bunker.

Standard Arch Room

$1,200 / Night

Flawless elegance with immediate access to the Sovereign 8 Gondola queue.

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Slope Condominiums

Active Alpine Living.

20-Degree Penthouse

$1,100 / Night

For the extreme alpine enthusiast. The aggressive 20-degree floor slant guarantees maximum leg engagement. Panoramic views of the gridlock.

15-Degree Studio

$800 / Night

The classic DeBest experience. The gentle 15-degree slant provides a pleasant workout while brushing your teeth. Furniture bolted to walls.

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The Apex Resort & Spa

Volatile rates. Basic shelter.

Standard Inflation Room

$450 / Night

Subject to dynamic inflation algorithms. Features two beds and a complimentary safe to store your remaining physical cash assets.

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DeBest Value Inn

The Flatland Containment Zone.

Highway View Standard

$250 / Night

A place to sleep before boarding the bus. Tolls apply to exit the parking lot.